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sirfetchd:

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lets all go to mcdonalds and ask for the pikmin meal the look on the workers face will be awesome

straycatj:

cumaeansibyl:

jeeyonshim:

Guess who taught himself how to open the rice cooker and woke me up by screaming in between mouthfuls of hot rice

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@straycatj did you ever try this?

I’ve never, but my landlady had bought a new rice cooker because that black menace opened it everyday and ate hot rice for her breakfast before she woke up😑

balaclava-trismegistus:

im so goddamn afraid of what the zoomers will do with a new scott pilgrim. i feel like i know of a coming cataclysm. like i can see the car about to hit us.

vintageeveryday:

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Because a patient with two broken arms was unable to hold a cigarette, authorities in a St. Louis, Mo., hospital devised the odd six-foot holder in 1938. A roommate lights a cigarette, places it in a hole in the end of the stick, and holds it to his friend’s lips. To raise his body for the purpose, he uses a support suspended above his bed, as shown. A nail in the end of the holder is used to feed the patient candy.

rthko:

I want to say one more thing as a cis person who experimented with labels over the years, questioned my gender, and ended up as cis after all. The trans community did not “indoctrinate” me. I had always been asking these questions, even as a little kid before I knew trans people even existed. Over the years, trans women gave me the courage to explore the femininity I wasted my youth denying, trans men taught me that manhood is what you make of it and that nobody could tell me how to define it, and nonbinary people taught me just how limitless my possibilities were. The only parts of my upbringing that left me “confused” about gender were the conservatives who imposed a vision of gender that my friends and I could not relate to. And when I realized trans identity wasn’t something I could claim after all, the community loved me all the same. I am happier, and the world is more beautiful, because of trans people. The human impulse to create and survive isn’t going anywhere, and neither are trans people.

VIT